My brother swears you can ask to send a stool sample to a lab to see if you even need one, so you could go that less shitty route? He's a chemist, not an MD, so definitely ask a professional!
This was a wonderful read. Ive lived through two colonoscopies, so I was intrigued with this report, since I never had trouble “evacuating.” I was on the edge of my seat, and I don't mean toilet seat. glad it all came out ok, and what is it about jokes and colonscopy pieces , they just write themselves? Anyway, this was 9/9 in colonoscopy reportings.
Queen Poopicina here. I promoted composting toilets at music festivals, and even took a fake poo on stage for an audience of thousands (Holy-Shit.net). I created a deck of self-care tools for bathroom use (only for people who poo). So I’ve done a lot of poo jokes! Still, your beautifully crafted ‘piece’ of —— brought tears of joyful laughter 😂 Thank you!
PS. You may now choose a poo name for yourself if you wish. Note: “Puma” Is taken.
So relatable.I failed the prep the first time round and found out after the procedure. Had to repeat it six months later a and let me tell you, I prepped so hard! I told my gastro that I prepped my ass off :)
This was so good! I'm glad you made it through and are ok. BTW, you can have a diagnostic test anywhere you want and insurance will pay if the location is in network.
Fantastic report. Thank you!
Thanks, Courtney!
This was such a great read. Thank you to Ruth for sharing!!
Thanks, Charlotte! I appreciate your saying that.
funny shit. Exactly why I have not had one and I am overdue by decades or milleniums. I've ixayed all things my colon
My brother swears you can ask to send a stool sample to a lab to see if you even need one, so you could go that less shitty route? He's a chemist, not an MD, so definitely ask a professional!
Glad you made it!
Thanks, me too! I will never look at a Chipotle the same way again.
Me neither!
This was a wonderful read. Ive lived through two colonoscopies, so I was intrigued with this report, since I never had trouble “evacuating.” I was on the edge of my seat, and I don't mean toilet seat. glad it all came out ok, and what is it about jokes and colonscopy pieces , they just write themselves? Anyway, this was 9/9 in colonoscopy reportings.
I appreciate the 9/9 rating for this written examination too! It's so ridiculous you have no choice but to laugh through it.
Queen Poopicina here. I promoted composting toilets at music festivals, and even took a fake poo on stage for an audience of thousands (Holy-Shit.net). I created a deck of self-care tools for bathroom use (only for people who poo). So I’ve done a lot of poo jokes! Still, your beautifully crafted ‘piece’ of —— brought tears of joyful laughter 😂 Thank you!
PS. You may now choose a poo name for yourself if you wish. Note: “Puma” Is taken.
What a great poo-mission! Thanks for sharing it. And if poo-ma is taken, how about poo-gar for me?
Yay PooGar! Or, poo-tentially, "Poo Gal" fits with your last name :)
PooGar sounds more lethal!
My doctor has me start the meds at10:00 a.m. the day before the procedure. That way I even get to sleep the night prior.
I need to see your doctor next time! I thought I was being savvy with a 6pm + 6am dosage, but no such luck.
"I wore black. All black." Love this.
So relatable.I failed the prep the first time round and found out after the procedure. Had to repeat it six months later a and let me tell you, I prepped so hard! I told my gastro that I prepped my ass off :)
You made me snort with laughter. Though so sorry you had to do it twice! Next time I’m prepping my ass off too.
This was so good! I'm glad you made it through and are ok. BTW, you can have a diagnostic test anywhere you want and insurance will pay if the location is in network.